Right. It’s on its side. Now what?
He followed the group’s advice to the letter. Unfortunately, nobody posted the second step.

Right. It’s on its side. Now what?
Posted earlier about being stuck and several people said “just lie it down”, so I have. It’s been twenty minutes and nothing’s changed.
Is there a second part to this?
Previously I had a bike that wouldn’t go forwards. I now have a bike that won’t go forwards and is lying down. Struggling to see where the improvement is.
Someone’s now saying drag it round. It weighs nearly 300kg. If I could casually drag 300kg through mud I probably wouldn’t have opened Facebook.
Panniers are still attached because nobody mentioned removing them in the original instructions. Please put all the steps in one comment. I’m working through these in chronological order.
Also, whoever said “use the bars”, do you mean the handlebars or crash bars? Be specific. I’ve already pulled quite hard on both.
Can the bloke who suggested this come back online please? Your profile says you’re active.
EDIT: Tried lifting it. Can confirm it’s still the same weight from this angle.
EDIT 2: Sandwiches are in the bottom pannier. This has now affected lunch.
EDIT 3: Please stop liking the photo. This isn’t a trip report.


